Periods eh? Your monthly little reminder from Mother Nature that you are a superhuman who can do just about anything, and whose body is a miracle of engineering. A MAJOR inconvenience and something we’d all rather not deal with, but we get through it with the help of copious amounts of ice-cream, a good winge and a Gilmore Girls marathon.

Weird and all as our periods are, hold on to your knickers, because things are about to get a LOT weirder….

1. You can get your PERIOD in your actual NOSE

Don’t freak out, its highly unlikely and very rare but its called ‘vicarious menstruation‘  which means bleeding from somewhere other than your uterus. Women have bled from their eyes, noses and even lungs during their periods, and it occurs because your blood capillaries all over your body soften during menstruation, and sometimes allow blood to come out. Bloody deadly eh?

2. Periods hurt more when its cold

Cold weather can also make your period last longer and be heavier. One more reason to move to Florida, who’s in?

3. Periods can make you more stupified..er

Researchers at the University of Bath have found that our cognitive abilities dip slightly when Aunt Flo comes a knocking. Send this link to the study to your teachers when they give you grief for not being your usual sparky self for the next tests, and get them to reschedule the Junior and Leaving cert if it clashes with your fun times.

4. Humans, humpback whales and elephants are the only animals that go through menopause

So don’t mess with the big ladies, (whales and elephants we mean, not you Grandma)

5. You don’t bleed as much as you think you do

It can get nasty, but its really only about a cup full over the 3-7 days, the rest is other even grosser stuff (Sorry).

6. If you have long cycles, its because your eggs are lazy wasters.

After you ovulate, some eggs race down the fallopian tubes to the uterus, and others stop off at the Obama Plaza for coffee, and take lots of naps.

7. Clots are made by CONTRACTIONS.

Yep, as in labour contractions, like teeny tiny mini ones (ask your Ma, the real ones are a LOT worse). In fact, most of the periody symptoms like cramping, nausea, bloating, moodiness, appetite and sore boobs are pretty close to early pregnancy.

8. In the Middle Ages, people thought red haired people were conceived during a period.

But in fairness, they thought lots of stupid stuff, so lets go easy on them. Now we have SCIENCE!

9. The need to shop before your period is Legit.

A study at the University of Hertfordshire found that women are more likely to go on a shopping spree 10 days before their period than any other time of the month. So if payday falls at the same time, hide your wallet from yourself.

10. Menstrual Blood used to cure everything.

Well no it didn’t, but people thought it did. In ye olden times it was used as a medicine for everything from leprosy to headaches to warts to DEMONIC POSSESSION. Personally, we’d rather take a paracetamol and soldier on thanks all the same.

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